You went visiting your girlfriend,
Along the way you decided to buy her suya.
You got to her house, sat and presented her the wrap of Suya.
She got pissed with you, asked if all she was worth was a wrap of suya.
In your presence she threw the Suya into her dustbin.
You left in anger vowing never to return.
When you got to your car you discovered you had left your keys in her apartment.
You go back to pick the keys, only to find your girlfriend sitting by the waste bin,
Eating the same suya she had thrown away, with a bowl of Garri soaked in water.
What would you do?
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#Hilarious!!!- i would simply carry away the rest of my suya.